Hot Cricket Newz~! November 2016

In these extraordinary cricket times, I've brought back the highly reputable HOT NEWZ~! masthead.

In this edition:

• There Are No Selection Failures
• Lollygeddon! 

Baby Names

There are thousands of good names for your baby. But half are ruled out by gender. Then most of the remaining half are ruled out too, because they don't work for you. And then most of what's left don't work for your partner.

And so you've now culled thousands of perfectly good names down to, like, one. And you're both not sure about it either.

It's very stressful picking a good name.

Here are a few suggestions I threw in there for naming my boys. They were pretty quickly thrown out. All are good names you should use instead.

Ranking All The Australian Cricketers, 2016-17

To coincide with #AusvSA starting tomorrow in the bustling metropolis of Hobart, this blog entry is a ranked list of every current Australian first-class cricketer. I’m quietly confident this is the best and most respected ranking of its type in the history of Earth.

This is the second edition. Last years edition is linked HERE. 

Halloween 2016

"When is it which day?", asked R.

"Which day? Which day are you taking about?", I said.

"Which day."

"Which day?"

"Which day."

"Which day?"

This went on for awhile.

Then he said, "which day where you get the pumpkin buckets and knock on doors to get chocolate."

"Oh, WITCH Day! Halloween, you mean. It's next Monday."

"Yeah. Witch Halloween Day."

Here's a recap of Halloween 2016, starring R & J.